Best Answer: Yer a muggle, and if yer parents were magic, that makes you even worse, a squib.
Sorry kiddo, you're not going to Hogwarts anytime soon.
But if ya want, I'll find Harry and tell him happy birthday for ya.
They haven't received your tuition check yet. Harry's experience is not typical. He was unfortunate, while most kids interested do not qualify for free admittance. Expect to pay over $600,000 for tuition and materials.