Four guys, two questions... kinda long -- it's a social experiment, can you contribute?

Okay, I'm going to describe four guys below and I want to know: 1. Which would you rather have to go on a date with (or just hang out with if you're a man)? 2. Take a random guess at which political party each guy would belong to. Each of them belong to a different political party -- I want to see if... show more Okay, I'm going to describe four guys below and I want to know:

1. Which would you rather have to go on a date with (or just hang out with if you're a man)?

2. Take a random guess at which political party each guy would belong to. Each of them belong to a different political party -- I want to see if they're the "type" people think belong to their respective parties.

Note: ALL of these guys are around the same age and very successful in their careers.

Guy A: 5'9, stocky build, almost completely bald, dark brown eyes. Jowly, with heavy features, a wide mouth, and a gap between his front teeth. Southern European ancestry. Average intelligence. Overly confident and boastful to hide his insecurities. Likes to talk about his many conquests with women and brag of his sexual prowess. A bit of a blow-hard. Grew up poor, both parents worked, but he had a decent relationship with both of them growing up.

Guy B: 5'7, medium build, lots of thick, unruly black hair, dark brown eyes. Stately, moderately handsome features, arched eyebrows and a prominent nose. Eastern European ancestry. Average to high intelligence. Scrappy, determined, and absolutely ruthless. Has little to no concern for human life and is willing to go to literally any length to attain power and control. Abjectly cynical and an atheist. Extremely brutal towards anyone who stands in his way. Only child of a caring, overly religious mother and a physically abusive, alcoholic father who left his wife and child when he was still very young.

Guy C: 6', lean build with a little bit of a tummy, straight dark brown hair and bright blue eyes. Has crooked teeth, a large, straight nose, and eyes/eyebrows that slant downward slightly, giving him a sad or tired appearance. Western European ancestry. Highly intelligent. Artistically talented, stubborn, shy and awkward with women, loves animals. A self-conscious, uptight, and fidgety type but has an exceptional way with words. Can be paranoid at times and is known to occasionally lose his temper and yell. Grew up in a middle class family but was orphaned and homeless by his late teens. Criticized and physically abused by his father but got on well with his mother.

Guy D: 6'4, lean build, dark blond hair and medium blue eyes. Narrow face, even-featured with an aquiline nose and straight, bushy eyebrows. Wears glasses. Western European ancestry. Paraplegic and confined to a wheelchair. Average to high intelligence. Energetic, alert, determined, serious, and quiet. Concerned with the plight of those less well-off than himself. Can be arrogant at times and has a tendency to come off as a snob. Grew up very wealthy and privileged, had an over-protective, domineering mother and a distant, relatively uninvolved father.
Update: BTW, not all of them are American... just sayin'...
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