Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 10 years ago

Most Important Poll in Your Life.....Help!?

How can I smuggle Feces in a Pickle Jar throught the airport. I know they aren't alowed on planes because sanitory conditions, but I need something to snack on. B.T.W its my own Feces so I don't get salamanali I covered them in spaghetti sauce. Can I convince the plane its home made meatballs (they were 3 days ago) and I don't want the person next to me asking any questions. Like "watcha eating on, playboy. It stanks. Get it away from me."(this has happened in the past. Sergeant Gutter and his Doo-Doo Bandints are gaurding the bathrooms, so I can't make a snack on the plane. This is serious give me real answers. Or ill Chris Brown you with my dirty,dirty,filthy,stank fingers.

3 Answers

  • 10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    i refuse to read all this

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Okay insert the jar up your rectum. OR better yet poo feces on the plane then just eat it there

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    eat it and then poop it out

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