The above commenter is correct. Too much cheese will clog up your butt. However, if you MUST eat so many cheeseburgers, go to one of the nicer chain grocery stores in your area (we have Martin's -- which is a branch of Giant) and they sell really good pub style burgers at your butcher counter. They are much healthier than McDonald's.
Also at my grocery store they have varieties such as Blue Cheese and mushroom, Peppercorn Burgers, Chilli Burgers, etc, etc. So each burger would be different.