CHRISTIANS: Why Do You Need Proof That The Flying Spaghetti Monster Exists...?

The reason why The Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't show herself to us is because She wants to know if we still believe in her, even if she doesn't show herself to us. She's just testing us. This life is a test. If she did show herself, then what good would that do? TFSM wants to see your true... show more The reason why The Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't show herself to us is because She wants to know if we still believe in her, even if she doesn't show herself to us. She's just testing us. This life is a test.

If she did show herself, then what good would that do? TFSM wants to see your true colors.

Plus, even if she did show herself, we would all go blind and die. TFSM is so pure and holy, that our sinful selves would go blind and die if saw the light of The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Glory.

So believe in her, or don't. It's your life, TFSM gave you free will.
Update: @Edge Spear: and I thought allah is older...
Update 2: @Amanda Hemingway: How would YOU know that? of course she talks to me. :)
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