I have NO idea how to talk "dirty" to my boyfriend. Suggestions/advice? Help?

I think I'm sort of annoying my boyfriend because he'll try and talk dirty to me (over texting) and I'll try to reply back as best as I can, but I fail. Honestly, I never have a clue what I'm supposed to say X3. And I feel bad because I can't think of anything. We're not sexually active or... show more I think I'm sort of annoying my boyfriend because he'll try and talk dirty to me (over texting) and I'll try to reply back as best as I can, but I fail. Honestly, I never have a clue what I'm supposed to say X3. And I feel bad because I can't think of anything. We're not sexually active or anything. We've fooled around other than that. But I really want to be able to talk "dirty" with him and turn him on... Any suggestions?
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