hmmmm drug dealer friend by emmure. children under the age of 3 should not have drug dealer friends, because children under the age of 3 should not be using drugs (except pot)
frost hammer by high on fire, the hammer is harmful, children could accidentally hit their fingers or something.
crosstown traffic by jimi hendrix, children could get hurt if they play in traffic.
cut you up with a linoleum knife by mastodon, you shouldnt let children play with linoleum knives for some obvious reasons.
beyond the permafrost by skeletonwitch, the children will get frostbite and be unable to handle it.
holy mountain by sleep, children should not play on mountains, they could fall and scrape their knees.
whore to a chainsaw by thy art is murder, children should be very careful when playing with chainsaws else they can get hurt,
dead seeds by lamb of god, they can try to eat seeds and choke on them.
trollhammaren by finntroll (trollhammaren translates to the troll hammer), a crazy nordic troll wielding a large hammer can be especially harmful to children, parental supervision is recommended for dealing with crazy nordic trolls wielding large hammers.