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F: Oh my gammit! (?)
F: Hey. it's Fred again, and I just found out the best thing ever!
F: A local news reporter just got fired because he got caught marrying his first cousin!
F: That'd be weird if I found out that Judy was actually my first cousin! Eww.
F: I don't even care, cause now I can audition and become the local news reporter!
F: Fred Gigglehorn is in a small town in America, reporting on all the stories that deserves to be heard.
F: This is actually the exact playground which just two months ago, an old man suffered from a massive heart attack!
F: Are you guys aware that just two months ago a guy died here?! His ghost can be lingering around us right now!
Officer Hanis: We can't currently talk about that right now.
F: Oh, so what can you talk about huh, sir?
O.H: Many things.
F:(Poking the guy's face) What can you talk about???
F: Book theft is running rampapt in this town, let's go in that thing (?), c'mon.
F: Hey, ma'am did you buy those books?
M: No, no, I didn't buy them.
F: Oh, she didn't buy the books! She's a book thief!
F: Come back here lady, you have to buy those books!
M: Leave me alone! I just... No! (Scream)
F: So, how does it make you feel knowing that people are stealing books from the local library when you're suppose to be guarding the town?
O.H: As far as I know, none of that is taking place.
F: Really? Cause we just caught a girl on tape, walking out of the library claiming she's just "renting" the books.
O.h: Uh, I think that's pretty much what you do there, is you rent the books.
To be continue with the explaination...
2011-05-30 03:23:12 補充：
F: Alien abduction is a serious topic in my town, and I have someone here that claimed they had been abducted by real life aliens.
F: (sigh), what did those alien creatures do to you?
Boy: They took me to there mothership, ran some tests, then they probed me.
2011-05-30 03:34:04 補充：
2011-05-30 03:35:06 補充：
Open up another question, cause there's more dialogue, but not enough space.