here you go:
1. go to disneyland
2. staple one of those stupid mickey mouse hats to your head
3. go all the way to the top of cinderella s castle (break down doors if necessary)
4. once at the top, scream "I AM MOTHERF*CKING TINKERBELL!!!" then jump.
5. try to aim for one of those nice, small families with the 2 khaki-wearing adults and 3 blonde girls.
6. as you hit the ground, your last meal will be decomposed, so little poop bits will fly all over them, so try to eat a large breakfast.
7. since the hat is stapled, the crown of your skull will survive, and possibly some of your face.
8. hopefully, some spectators will capture your escapade and post it on the internet, making it instantly viral.
9. go to hell a happy camper.
10. once in hell, ask around how to google.
11. all of the lawyers around will know.
12. weeeee u now know how to google