Sam ieong asked in 社會及文化語言 · 10 years ago

有無人有英文笑話???(急!)

有無人有6至7篇超短&超易明嘅(我要小一都明嗰隻!)英文笑話or迷語。請各位大爺幫手!小的唯有滿心地感激你!!!(sorry,係您至係!)

Update:

請大家幫幫手啦!please!就算你......sorry您加埋都唔夠6至7個笑話都唔緊要!幫到手就得啦!!!要我求您嗎???

Update 2:

可以有中英對照嗎???please!!!靚女or覯仔多謝曬啦!!!

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  • 10 years ago
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  • 10 years ago

    Teacher : Jane , what are the three words which pupils use most ofter school?

    Jane : i don ' t know ...

    Teacher : Correct .

    Teacher : Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century ?

    Pupil : Yes , sir , I can . They are all dead .

    Teacher : Ann , why don ' t you wash your face ? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning .

    Ann : What was it ?

    Teacher : Egg .

    Ann : Wrong , teacher . That was yesterday .

    Mother : I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning , Johnny , and now there is only one piece left . Can you explan that ?

    Johnny : Well , I suppose it was so dark that i didn't notice the other .

    " If you refuse to marry me " he swore , " I shall die . " She refuse him .

    He died sixty year later .

    Thomas is showing his report card to his father , who looks delighted . Father calls to his wife , " Hey , Ann , come and look at this report -- I got an A in Maths . "

    Jim : Sometimes I like my teacher .

    Friend : When ?

    Jim : When she ' s sick and has to stay home .

    Jenny : ( is crying and says to teacher ) I hate school , and I have to stay here until I ' m 16 .

    Teacher : I know how you feel -- and I have to stay here until I ' m 65

    Patient : I ' ve decided to commit suicide .

    Psychiatrist : Don ' t do anything rash until you ' ve paid my bill .

    Patient : I ' m so frightened -- this is my first operation .

    Surgeon : I know just how you feel -- this is my first operation , too .

    " Why are you looking at the mirror with your eyes shut ? "

    " I want to see when i ' m asleep . "

    2011-05-18 00:48:40 補充:

    打錯字 , 第一個果個 ofter 係錯 , often 先係0岩

    2011-05-18 22:46:02 補充:

    1 . teacher : 學校d 學生用得最多係邊3個字 Jane : 唔知道... teacher : 正確

    2 . teacher : 可唔可以講d 關於18世紀最偉大科學家ge野我聽 pupil : yes sir , 佢地都死晒

    3 . teacher : Ann 做咩唔洗面呀 , 你今朝食過咩我都知啦 Ann : 我食過咩呀 ?

    teacher : 蛋囉 Ann : 唔係呀 我係尋日食過呀

    2011-05-18 22:47:46 補充:

    1 . teacher : 學校d 學生用得最多係邊3個字 Jane : 唔知道... teacher : 正確

    2 . teacher : 可唔可以講d 關於18世紀最偉大科學家ge野我聽 pupil : yes sir , 佢地都死晒

    3 . teacher : Ann 做咩唔洗面呀 , 你今朝食過咩我都知啦 Ann : 我食過咩呀 ?

    teacher : 蛋囉 Ann : 唔係呀 我係尋日食過呀

    2011-05-18 22:48:04 補充:

    4 . mother : Johnny , 我今朝放左2件cake係櫃度 , 做咩而家得番一件 , 你可以解釋下嘛 ? Johnny : 噢 , 因為太暗我無留意到另外果件

    5 . " 如果你拒絶我 " 我發誓 " 我就去死 " 結果她拒絶左佢 60年後佢終於死左

    6 . Thomos 比張成績表爸爸睇 , 爸爸見到好開心 跟住同佢老婆講 : Ann 你黎睇下張成績表 -- 我數科攞左個A 呀

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