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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 9 years ago

What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

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    Heres my favorite joke but some people think its lame :(

    One day a little boy was at school and his teacher told him to go home and learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet. So when he got home he asked his sister who was listening to music what the first letter of the alphabet is and she said "Shut up! shut up!". Next he asked his brother who was watching TV what the 2nd letter of the alphabet is and he said "Nananananana Batman!". Then he asked his Dad who was watching football what the 3rd letter of the alphabet is and he said "Go go go go!". So he asked his Mom who was cooking what the 4th letter is and she said "My buns are ready". Lastly he asked the garbage man what the 5th letter is and he said "In the garbage in the garbage."

    At school the next day......

    Teacher: What is the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

    Boy: Shut up! Shut up!

    Teacher: Who do you think you are?

    Boy: Nananananana Batman!

    Teacher: Do you need to go to the principles office?

    Boy: Go go go go!

    At the principles office.....

    Principle: Do you need a spanking?

    Boy: My buns are ready

    Principle: Where do you live?

    Boy: In the garbage in the garbage

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I have a bin laden one.

    osama bin laden tried to enter an ugly contest and he was rejected and told "sorry no professionals.

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  • 9 years ago

    Yo Mamma is so fat she got baptized at sea world

    Source(s): Lauren DoMA'mma
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  • Love2B
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    It's hard to pick just one. And it really depends on the moment.

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  • 9 years ago

    Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute?....

    a prostitute because she can clean her crack and sell it again

    Idk it sounded funny at time

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  • 9 years ago

    My friend told me this"

    "Why did the mexican chick decide to finish her paper?"

    "The teacher told her to do an essay(ESE)" :P

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXIII!!"

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  • 9 years ago

    I can't remember omg

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  • Maqui
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    knock knock

    whos there?

    interupting cow

    interuption co-

    MOOOO

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    WOMEN'S RIGHTS!

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