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What is the cheesiest, corniest, lamest joke you've ever heard?

I want to try to rewrite a cheesy joke as a tragic short story. ^_^

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    Once upon a time there was a big chunk of cheddar that was a glutton for the sweetcorn and the popcorn. He never shared his food with his little babybels, he just had to have it all himself. Then, one day he realised he couldn't walk. He was devastated! D:

    Source(s): *thinks that covers everything*
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

    To get to the same side.

    How did the devil's tuning fork take form?

    A paradox fked a tuning fork.

  • 55JD55
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Knock knock

    Who's There?

    Orange

    Orange who?

    *repeat a thousand times until you annoy someone*

    Knock knock...Banana...you know the rest :P

  • 9 years ago

    Cows

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  • 9 years ago

    What do you call upper lip facial hair on a cow?

    A moostache

  • Hei
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Boo

    Boo-hoo?

    You don't need to cry about it.

    Guess What?

    What?

    You're stuck with it.

  • 9 years ago

    what wibbles, wobbles and bumps into walls?

    a toddlers with forks in its eyes

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    *sigh* Only lame people ask the same question twice in a row :P >:D

    Source(s): -Your Personal Troll
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Knock knock!

    Whos there?

    Interrupting completely uncalled for.

    Interrupin....

    *slaps person in face*

    Knock knock

    Whos there?

    Interrupting cow.

    Inter...

    MOO!!!!!

    Source(s): my friend danielle
  • 9 years ago

    justin bieber is a boy

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