What is the cheesiest, corniest, lamest joke you've ever heard?

Question

I want to try to rewrite a cheesy joke as a tragic short story. ^_^

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

Once upon a time there was a big chunk of cheddar that was a glutton for the sweetcorn and the popcorn. He never shared his food with his little babybels, he just had to have it all himself. Then, one day he realised he couldn't walk. He was devastated! D:

Source(s): *thinks that covers everything*

Answer 2

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

How did the devil's tuning fork take form?

A paradox fked a tuning fork.

Answer 3

Knock knock

Who's There?

Orange

Orange who?

*repeat a thousand times until you annoy someone*

Knock knock...Banana...you know the rest :P

Answer 4

Cows

Answer 5

What do you call upper lip facial hair on a cow?

A moostache

Answer 6

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Boo

Boo-hoo?

You don't need to cry about it.

Guess What?

What?

You're stuck with it.

Answer 7

what wibbles, wobbles and bumps into walls?

a toddlers with forks in its eyes

Answer 8

*sigh* Only lame people ask the same question twice in a row :P >:D

Source(s): -Your Personal Troll

Answer 9

Knock knock!

Whos there?

Interrupting completely uncalled for.

Interrupin....

*slaps person in face*

Knock knock

Whos there?

Interrupting cow.

Inter...

MOO!!!!!

Source(s): my friend danielle

Answer 10

justin bieber is a boy