What is the cheesiest, corniest, lamest joke you've ever heard?
I want to try to rewrite a cheesy joke as a tragic short story. ^_^
11 Answers
- Anonymous9 years agoFavorite Answer
Once upon a time there was a big chunk of cheddar that was a glutton for the sweetcorn and the popcorn. He never shared his food with his little babybels, he just had to have it all himself. Then, one day he realised he couldn't walk. He was devastated! D:
Source(s): *thinks that covers everything* - Anonymous9 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
How did the devil's tuning fork take form?
A paradox fked a tuning fork.
- 55JD55Lv 79 years ago
Knock knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange who?
*repeat a thousand times until you annoy someone*
Knock knock...Banana...you know the rest :P
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- HeiLv 69 years ago
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Boo
Boo-hoo?
You don't need to cry about it.
Guess What?
What?
You're stuck with it.
- Anonymous9 years ago
*sigh* Only lame people ask the same question twice in a row :P >:D
Source(s): -Your Personal Troll - Anonymous9 years ago
Knock knock!
Whos there?
Interrupting completely uncalled for.
Interrupin....
*slaps person in face*
Knock knock
Whos there?
Interrupting cow.
Inter...
MOO!!!!!
Source(s): my friend danielle