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What is the cheesiest, corniest, lamest joke you've ever heard?

I want to try to rewrite a cheesy joke as a tragic short story. ^_^

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  • Jane
    Lv 6
    9 years ago
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    Did you hear about the boy who got a cold?

    No...

    Well, people keep laughing at him, but its SNOT funny!

    ^I actually laughed at that:D

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

    Well, because she'd just come from there in the last lame joke and was fed up. It was high time she took her life into her own two ha.. wings and became independent of the lame joke community! So off she strutted down the street, not caring which direction she took as she had no clear destination just yet. After so long being forced back and forth across the road she was finally able to look around her and admire the sights of where she was instead of simply keeping a paranoid watch for the oncoming traffic she'd dealt with virtually her whole life. No, this time she had a chance to really make a go of things!

    Onwards she hopped, between the feet of all the people, avoiding eye contact with anyone she thought might try so make do her famous line one more time (Yeah, fame sucks when you only have two lines, and everyone knows the first half). She looked into the distance and say the horizon for the first time and decided that that was where she needed to go! And so she did.

    It was an arduous journey, harder than she'd really expected. Looking to the skies as the geese flew overhead made her ashamed of her own wings, which she would stretch out mournfully each time she saw them soaring above. She never lacked for food at least, as she pecked up any bugs, worms, or stuff that looked like seeds and might even have been. But each morning the horizon looked as far away as the day before, and she started to doubt herself. She would ask any creatures about it, but they had better things to worry about that a stupid chicken trying to traverse the countryside. But no matter her doubts she never faltered, ever pressing onwards.

    Then a fox ate her.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Lamest joke:

    All the scientists were playing hide and seek

    Newton hid in plain sight but managed to avoid detection why?

    Cause he drew a 1 metre squared box around him and became Pascal...

    That's just sad

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

    The P is silent.

    Why don't Republicans pay in cash?

    They're afraid of change.

    Two guys walk into a bar. Third guy ducks.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    what do u call cheese thats not yours? nacho cheese

    is there a way to do a reverse laugh to express how unfunny that is?

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Knock Knock

    *Who's there?

    Death Mistress

    *Death Mistress who?

    Death Mistress is here to eat you.

    HAHAHAHA! Wasn't that great! Did you hear that rhyme I threw in there? Genius. >:D

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    What's the cheeziest thing ever? Cheese it

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    My mother made me a lesbian - if i gave her the wool would she make me one?

  • Sorry?

    Oh! Er... hmm... I don't think I know any cheese jokes, no gouda ones any way...

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Fsh.

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