If were to have my leg amputated, could I keep it, and have it stuffed and turned into a lamp or something?

I'm just curious about this. If I were to have my leg amputated for whatever reason, could I keep it to take it to the taxidermist to have it stuffed and maybe made into a lamp like in A Christmas Story? I know this is a dumb question, but I was wondering this the other day...
Update: Animals don't get all moldy/crusty when they are taxidermied so why would a leg be any different?
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