Wanna win like Charlie Sheen? This is how it is DONE!
1. Drugs. Lots of them. To make you crazy and always WINNNNIIINGGG
2. Marry a few different ladies and have babies. Then put a knife to their throat and threaten them. Once they leave, go find some ex porn stars and have them live with you and call them your goddesses!
3. Lose your kids. Who wants those?
4. TIGERBLOOD. enough said.
5. Go to jail, bail yourself out, repeat.
6. Try to sue the show that you were on. I mean, you already have taken away the show. Why not take them for all they have, too? It's not like $2 million a show is enough.
7. Remind everyone that no one can be like Charlie Sheen because you're WINNING.
8. Go to interviews saying whatever the hell you want. You're Charlie Sheen.
JUST GO WIN, DAMMIT.
i'm CHARLIE SHEEN!
· 9 years ago