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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicTelevisionComedy · 9 years ago

How do you win like Charlie Sheen?

I head Charlie Sheen was doing some INSANE winning right now because that's all he said on his interview and also his tour was really successful I heard. I just want to be popular and successful like him. How do I do this??

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    Wanna win like Charlie Sheen? This is how it is DONE!

    1. Drugs. Lots of them. To make you crazy and always WINNNNIIINGGG

    2. Marry a few different ladies and have babies. Then put a knife to their throat and threaten them. Once they leave, go find some ex porn stars and have them live with you and call them your goddesses!

    3. Lose your kids. Who wants those?

    4. TIGERBLOOD. enough said.

    5. Go to jail, bail yourself out, repeat.

    6. Try to sue the show that you were on. I mean, you already have taken away the show. Why not take them for all they have, too? It's not like $2 million a show is enough.

    7. Remind everyone that no one can be like Charlie Sheen because you're WINNING.

    8. Go to interviews saying whatever the hell you want. You're Charlie Sheen.

    JUST GO WIN, DAMMIT.

    Source(s): i'm CHARLIE SHEEN!
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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Winning Like Charlie Sheen

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  • 9 years ago

    I'm already winning like Sheen, I have no job.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Steal a book fair truck

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    UHM...

    Crunch up little tiny different pills, ex, zanex, bart simpson, ect ect, and snort em. Maybe add some Meth to it too.

    Then, go still a icecream truck & die.

    & maybe get off YA

    & find a life

    & die

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  • 9 years ago

    All it takes is a suitcase of coke and some porn stars. You'll be winning in no time!

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Go on stage, babble about nothing, and get booed.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    **** people publicly!

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    cocaine

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