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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 9 years ago

I was bitten by a turtle when i was a young lad, can i still drink orange juice?

I was bitten by a turtle when i was a young lad, can i still drink orange juice?

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  • 9 years ago
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    Yes, but you will die within a year. Turtle venom is VERY slow acting, and will probably kill you quite soon.

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  • 9 years ago

    Absolutely not! Any citrus juice you drink will put you right back in that turtle's SRS (shell radar system)... do you really want to risk being the target of his wrath over a few ounces of OJ?

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  • 9 years ago

    Beck story at 8:00 - with you as the source.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    That wasn't a turtle -- it was the uncircumcised peenus of your grandfather.

    So knock yourself out with the orange juice.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    google it, there can be answers or call tech. support or see instructions

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    no but you can fart the star spangled banner

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  • you can drink whatever you want because this america and we are all free here to do as we please and to drink whatever we want whenever we want to drink it

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