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Anonymous asked in Education & ReferenceHomework Help · 9 years ago

"I didn't do my homework because...?"?

Every weekend my english teacher gives us a small writing topic.

This weekend's topic is to make up 25 (preferably original and funny) excuses for not completing homework.

I only have 8, so your help is greatly appreciated.

Thanks :)

8 Answers

  • 9 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    I was drafted for war against Italy and will be gone for the next 4 months

    Someone drugged me and I fell asleep for 20 hours

    I was beaten up and tied, dangling from a tree

    My pencil broke

    My homework broke

    The Nazis came back

    I was captivated in reading wonderful well-known works of literature

    I forgot about the homework because I was thinking about you (the teacher)

    I starved from a potato famine

    The economy died and I couldn't afford a pencil sharpener

    My computer was confiscated by the FCC so I couldn't do it

    Communism struck America

    My homework was so well-written that it was published before I could hand it in

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  • 9 years ago

    1. I chased a rabbit and fell down a whole into another world

    2.I was attacked by super smart ninja monkeys.

    3. I didn't feel like it...

    4. Spongebob said not to.

    5. I thought it was my spanish homework and I ate it.

    6. I left it in puerto rico when I had lunch with the pope.

    7. I was kidnapped my Jersey shore.

    8. Oprah was on and she rules the world so I had to watch her.

    9.I was distracted by the sound of a car honking in China.

    10. What was the question again?

    11.I tried to get my dog to eat it but he said it was to bad so then I had to go to a theropist cause my mom said that it's not normal to hear a dog talk.

    12. because....BIEBER POWER!!!!!!!! I'ma tell you 1 time...oops...not the right time....

    That's all I got. Good luck!

    Source(s): My overactive imagination.
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  • Taylor
    Lv 4
    9 years ago


    *I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.

    *I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

    *A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again.

    *Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.

    *Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing.

    *I'm not at liberty to say why.

    *I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.

    *It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.

    *I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy.

    *I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

    *My mom used it as a dryer sheet.

    *My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.

    *It's against my religion to do any homework.

    *I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.

    *I felt it wasn't challenging enough.

    *My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.

    *We had homework?!

    *I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is "blah, blah, blah."

    *I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

    *I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.

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  • Susie
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    I spent all my time on Yahoo Answers.

    I started to, but got a life threatening paper cut.

    My pencil ran out of ink.

    I went to get my books out of my locker and hit my head and passed out. When I woke up I had amnesia. Who are you? Where am I? Wait, what's my name?

    My brother's sister's aunt's dog's owner's brother's kid locked me in my room all weekend. Just so happened I left my homework on the desk in the office.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I cramped my writing hand - masturbating!


    Charlie Sheen ate my homework... yeah, since he's in rehab we'll go with "ate" my homework.

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  • 5 years ago

    Because i love cheese

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  • 9 years ago

    My homework fell in the kitchen sink and got flooded.


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  • 9 years ago

    My dog ate it xD

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