"I didn't do my homework because...?"?
Every weekend my english teacher gives us a small writing topic.
This weekend's topic is to make up 25 (preferably original and funny) excuses for not completing homework.
I only have 8, so your help is greatly appreciated.
- 9 years agoFavorite Answer
I was drafted for war against Italy and will be gone for the next 4 months
Someone drugged me and I fell asleep for 20 hours
I was beaten up and tied, dangling from a tree
My pencil broke
My homework broke
The Nazis came back
I was captivated in reading wonderful well-known works of literature
I forgot about the homework because I was thinking about you (the teacher)
I starved from a potato famine
The economy died and I couldn't afford a pencil sharpener
My computer was confiscated by the FCC so I couldn't do it
Communism struck America
My homework was so well-written that it was published before I could hand it in
- 9 years ago
1. I chased a rabbit and fell down a whole into another world
2.I was attacked by super smart ninja monkeys.
3. I didn't feel like it...
4. Spongebob said not to.
5. I thought it was my spanish homework and I ate it.
6. I left it in puerto rico when I had lunch with the pope.
7. I was kidnapped my Jersey shore.
8. Oprah was on and she rules the world so I had to watch her.
9.I was distracted by the sound of a car honking in China.
10. What was the question again?
11.I tried to get my dog to eat it but he said it was to bad so then I had to go to a theropist cause my mom said that it's not normal to hear a dog talk.
12. Because....um because....BIEBER POWER!!!!!!!! I'ma tell you 1 time...oops...not the right time....
That's all I got. Good luck!Source(s): My overactive imagination.
- TaylorLv 49 years ago
I DIDN"T DO MY HOMEWORK BECAUSE...
*I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.
*I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
*A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again.
*Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.
*Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing.
*I'm not at liberty to say why.
*I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.
*It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.
*I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy.
*I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
*My mom used it as a dryer sheet.
*My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.
*It's against my religion to do any homework.
*I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.
*I felt it wasn't challenging enough.
*My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.
*We had homework?!
*I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is "blah, blah, blah."
*I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
*I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.
- SusieLv 49 years ago
I spent all my time on Yahoo Answers.
I started to, but got a life threatening paper cut.
My pencil ran out of ink.
I went to get my books out of my locker and hit my head and passed out. When I woke up I had amnesia. Who are you? Where am I? Wait, what's my name?
My brother's sister's aunt's dog's owner's brother's kid locked me in my room all weekend. Just so happened I left my homework on the desk in the office.
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- Anonymous9 years ago
I cramped my writing hand - masturbating!
Charlie Sheen ate my homework... yeah, since he's in rehab we'll go with "ate" my homework.
- 5 years ago
Because i love cheese
- 9 years ago
My homework fell in the kitchen sink and got flooded.
- 9 years ago
My dog ate it xD