Paul asked in Politics & GovernmentMilitary · 9 years ago

Navy ABF. What to expect?

I just signed with the Navy about a month ago and my rate is ABF. I wanna be a fire fighter when i get out so thats part of the reason i chose this. I have heard some mixed things though.. Some people say I'll love it, some say I'm gonna hate life for the four years I'm in. I understand its hard work and everything but what should I expect? I am also training for AIRR so if I can get a contract I'm will change rates but as for now if anyone can give me some info about ABF that would be awesome thanks a lot!

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  • 9 years ago

    Regardless of your rate if you go on board a ship you will be trained in fire fighting. As far as hating it I would tell you it is what you make of it. As far as hard work; don;t believe it. If you like what you are doing you will look forward to it. The Navy has the most laid back attitude of all branches so as long as you do your job the rest is a cake walk.

  • 9 years ago

    Everyone is going to give you negative things, because people in general are negative. Everything is what you make of it, you can have an amazing time in the Navy, it is all what you make of it, if you make it negative, your going to have a negative experience.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    1. Invite 200 of your not-so-closest friends to come over, then board up all the windows and doors to your house for 6 moths. after 6 months is up, take down the boards, and since you're on duty that day, wave at your friends and family through the front window of your home.

    2. Sleep on the shelf in your closet. Replace the closet door with a curtain. Six hours after you go to sleep, have your spouse whip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes, and mumble "Sorry, wrong rack."

    3. Have your next door neighbor come over each day at 6am and blow a whistle so loud that Helen Keller could hear it and shout, "Reveille, reveille, all hands heave out."

    4. Put lube oil in your humidifier instead of water and set it to "High".

    5. Don't watch TV except movies in the middle of the night. Also, have your family vote on which movie to watch, then show a different one.

    6. Leave a lawnmower running in your living room six hours a day for proper noise level.

    7. Have the paperboy give you a haircut.

    8. Install a fluorescent light bulb underneath your coffee table. Lie underneath it while reading a book.

    9. Have you mother-in-law write down everything she's going to do the next day and read it to you.

    10. Submit a written request form to your father-in-law, asking if it's o.k. for you to leave your house before 3pm.

    11. Have your neighbor collect all your mail for a month, losing every 5th item.

    12. Spend $20,000 on a satellite system for your TV, but only watch CNN and the weather channel.

    13. Renovate your bathroom. Build a wall across the middle of your bathtub and move the shower head down to chest level. When you take showers, make sure you shut off the water while soaping up.

    14. Buy a trash compactor and only use it once a week. Store up garbage in the other side of your bathtub.

    15. Once a month take every major appliance completely apart and them put them back together.

    16. Empty all the garbage bins in your house, and sweep your driveway 3 times a day, whether they need it or not.

    17. " Needle gun " the aluminum siding on your house after your neighbors have gone to bed.

    18. Post a menu on the refrigerator door informing your family that you are having steak for dinner. After making them wait in line for at least an hour, inform them that you are out of steak, but you have dried ham and hot dogs. Repeat daily until they no longer pay attention to the menu and just ask for hot dogs.

    19. Use 18 scoops of coffee per pot and allow it to sit for 5 or 6 hours before drinking.

    20. Wake up every night at midnight and have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on stale bread, if anything. (Optional: Canned ravioli or cold soup).

    21. Make up your family menu a week ahead of time without looking in your food cabinets or refrigerator.

    22. When making cakes, prop up one side of the pan while it is baking. Then spread icing really thick on one side to level off the top.

    23. Every so often, throw your cat into the swimming pool, shout "Man overboard, ship recovery!", run into the kitchen and sweep all the pots/pans/dishes off of the counter onto the floor, then yell at your spouse for not having the place "stowed for sea".

    24. Put on the headphones from your stereo (don't plug them in). Go and stand in front of your stove. Say (to nobody in particular) "Stove manned and ready". Stand there for 3 or 4 hours. Say (once again to nobody in particular) "Stove secured". Roll up the headphone cord and put them away.

    25. Do heavy physical labor all day, then stay up all night monitoring a radio tuned in between stations.

    26. Set your alarm clock to go off at random times during the night. When it goes off, jump out of bed and get dressed as fast as you can, then run out into your yard and break out the garden hose.

    27. In the middle of January, place a podium at the end of your driveway. Have your family stand watches at the podium, rotating at 4 hour intervals.

    28. Every couple of weeks, dress up in your best clothes and go to the scummiest part of town, find the most run down, trashy bar you can, pay $10 for a beer until you are hammered, then walk home in the freezing cold.

    29. Lock yourself and your family in your house for 6 weeks. then tell them that at the end of the 6th week, you're going to take them to Disneyland for " weekend liberty ". when the end of the 6th week rolls around, inform them that Disneyland has been canceled due to the fact that they need to get ready for ORSE, and that it will be another week before they can leave the house.

    30. Eat the raunchiest Mexican food you can find for 3 days straight, then lock the bathroom door for 12 hours, and hang a sign on it that reads "secured, contact OA DIV at X-3053."

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