Have you heard this joke about the knights of the round table?

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. He was seated next to Sir Loin of Beef. He had a bad heart and died early on. Next to him was Sir Cumscision who always cut people off. And then there was Sir Tan who was a know it all.

LOL :P

Update:

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Update 2:

lol Dougal very good!

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  • 9 years ago
    Best Answer

    You missed Sir Prise, who always came up with something new, and Sir Lee - B'Stard, who was a miserable knight.

  • 5 years ago

    Who was King Arthurs knight of the round table who passed up a date with Shannia Twain?

  • Lefty
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    No....but very good. I also think there was a Sir Real, who was always in fantasy land.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    That's why there were called the Dark Ages, it was the Days of the Knights.

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  • 9 years ago

    That is a new version and a funny one to the round table jokes. Your funny and cute.

    Source(s): mind of mine
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    LOL hilarious. really nice actually hahaha!

    oh martin luther king xD

  • 9 years ago

    Cute.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Lmao!

  • 9 years ago

    Very cute Sphinxy. Gave me a much needed chuckle before my work day begins. Thanks.

  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    No but it made me laugh ; )

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