Which hors d'oeuvres say to a guest, "we really don't care if your colon gurgles for days"?

Planning a Super Bowl party, and I want to send a positive message with the food.

9 Answers

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
    Best Answer

    7 layer black bean taco dip...with blue corn chips.

    Hot wings with blue cheese dip

    Macaroni salad and potato salad


    Pizza with extra sauce

    And make sure you have a giant water bottle mister filled with Frank's original hot sauce.

    Oh...and Labatt's, served ice cold. Beer and dairy are awesome for gurgly bellies.

    Source(s): Tums and Pepto Bismol completely optional
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Jalapeno Poppers

    Source(s): *Foo Foo beat me to it!
  • 9 years ago

    Chile Con Carne and corn chips - Lots of bean an chedder dip -

  • 9 years ago

    Jalapeno poppers from the freezer section, rather than homemade

    Added bonus: they burn on the way out for extra fun!

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    pigs in a blanket always say class.

    or any thing you buy in bulk that is frozen, flaky and can be heated in the oven right before the game!

    for god's sake get a big sandwich!

    Source(s): you know a hero, hogie, whatever you call it in your part of the country.
  • 9 years ago

    Search the mcdonalds or chinese food joints dumpsters. Good eats

  • 9 years ago

    beer with cheese covered deep-fried and then re-cheese covered jalapeno poppers.

    taco dip

    shrimp cocktail

    deep fried Vienna sausages

  • 9 years ago

    I don't know, I have a cast-iron stomach for greasy/spicy foods.. I suggest serving them healthy foods that people don't want to eat. Maybe they will leave, and when they do, then you bust out the good food and booze..

    "Hey Crash.. umm.. thanks for the tap water, celery and non-fat dressing, but, I think I am going to leave early.. thanks.. '

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Until you've gotten drunk & eaten pickled herring you haven't lived. (Or died) It's worse coming back up.

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