first i need some clarification. Now i want to say that i would prefer to fly when I fart, but my only question is....Do poots count? I mean I poot more often than I fart. And most of the time when I poot I am doing something important like working, and my job doesnt have good benefits, so I couldnt just fly off and take a personal day. I also poot when i am at the bar, supermarket, and when i am doing a number two. So leaving a freshly purchased beer, or at wal-mart in line, or when I am pooping is not a good time to just fly off somewhere. Now as far as peeing..well I could easily buy some depend undergarments with the shoulder straps that could contain my pee, but I know that these garments are expensive and they dont have a lot of coupons in my local newspapers or mail circulars to make if I decided that something deserved a laugh. Do chuckles count as laughs? because I sometime chuckle when i am just thinking, and I dont have a lot of boxer shorts to just keep changing all the time. So in closing I think that I would have to choose flying when I fart for $200 Alex!