All you need to do is be a little creative. use the right tool for the right job. That is totally missing in your post because you are trying to run everything you run now. Do you know how much energy gets wasted when everyting is off just because you like remote controls? The charger for your laptop probably runs 90 watts at peak loading
Solar can power window polarizing film to shut out uv in the daytime, for instance. Think teeny tiny uses of energy for maximum effect, not powering every energy waster in the house. You are on a rant, but solar is a total makeover, not just to run what you run now, even if it will reduce your costs by taking part of the load, as a helper system.
If you expand the definition of solar panel, you can heat water direct from the panel and run it through your existing plumbing. Ever been in your attic, above the insulation? Was it hot up there? Paint a car radiator black and put it in a glass topped box sometime, leave it outside on something to hold it off the ground, and see how hot the water gets and how fast it gets there.