Did you miss getting a go at Jessica Simpson when she was on "the rebound"?
Will she marry another dawg before her ex marries another *****?
I didn't even know that she got divorced and she is practically already married again... gol-darn-it...My timing must be off...
You ask, "what does this have to do with politics?"
Well, I was gonna run for governor, but I got to thinking "does Jessica go for the governor types or just the regular ol scallywag dawgs wearing ski toboggans, hair that's six months past due a haircut and lace-up dingo boots?"
I woulda let her kick me and step on me in her cut-off "Daisy Duke" blue jeans all she wants...
@ tita chica
Her new boyfriend is a fox you say? Not with THOSE buck teeth!!!
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
i could care less..
but i guess she;s getting married cuz i saw her fiance on a magazine when i was in line at the store today.. WHAT A FOX he is
EDIT: hahahah well the picture was with his mouth closed... oh no well i guess he aint a stone fox than cuz i have a real thing about teeth