Romeo
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Romeo asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

Did you miss getting a go at Jessica Simpson when she was on "the rebound"?

Will she marry another dawg before her ex marries another *****?

I didn't even know that she got divorced and she is practically already married again... gol-darn-it...My timing must be off...

You ask, "what does this have to do with politics?"

Well, I was gonna run for governor, but I got to thinking "does Jessica go for the governor types or just the regular ol scallywag dawgs wearing ski toboggans, hair that's six months past due a haircut and lace-up dingo boots?"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13441...

I woulda let her kick me and step on me in her cut-off "Daisy Duke" blue jeans all she wants...

Update:

@ tita chica

Her new boyfriend is a fox you say? Not with THOSE buck teeth!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    i could care less..

    but i guess she;s getting married cuz i saw her fiance on a magazine when i was in line at the store today.. WHAT A FOX he is

    EDIT: hahahah well the picture was with his mouth closed... oh no well i guess he aint a stone fox than cuz i have a real thing about teeth

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