Japan asked in 社會與文化語言 · 9 years ago

尋求「英文笑話 」,一定要短又超好笑的喔。

尋求「英文笑話 」,一定要短又超好笑的喔。


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  • 9 years ago
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    Dear版大您好^ - ^ 就讓本Panda來幫你ㄅ; 如下: (這些都是又短又好笑的joke, 且不低俗 - 有些幫您用紅字做記號及解說來幫助您比較好懂) ============ Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

    He's all right now. ============ MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?

    JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.

    ============TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other what would I have?

    CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!

    ============TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

    SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

    ============What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    Nacho Cheese (Not yo’ cheese = Not your cheese). ============What do you get from a pampered cow?

    Spoiled milk. ============Patient: 'I've got a terrible pain in my right arm, doctor.'

    Doctor: 'Don't worry, it's just old age.'

    Patient: 'But in that case, why doesn't my left arm hurt, too - I've had it just as long?' 如需更多, 請參考以下網址: http://www.theshortjokes.com/ 很好的網站 ^ - ^ 希望有幫到您…

    2011-01-06 15:28:17 補充:

    話說我的紅字怎麼變成黑字? = - =

    Source(s): Pandora Panda + 網路
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    6 years ago




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  • 9 years ago

    1 I told to my friend that i have quit smoking.

    next day, he found me doing smoking!

    Friend: You told me that you have quit smoking.

    me: I am into first phase, I have quit buying..

    2 man jokes..

    Q: what does make a man to think about candle light dinner?

    A: Well, because of Power fail...

    3 A duck walks into a bar and asks: “Got any Bread?”

    Barman says: “No.”

    Duck says: “Got any bread?”

    Barman says: “No.”

    Duck says: “Got any bread?”

    Barman says: “No, we have no bread.”

    Duck says: “Got any bread?”

    Barman says: “No, we haven’t got any bread!”

    Duck says: “Got any bread?”

    Barman says: “No, are you deaf?! We haven’t got any bread, and if you ask me again and I’ll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!”

    Duck says: “Got any nails?”

    Barman says: “No”

    Duck says: “Got any bread?

    第3個比較長"拍謝" 但我覺的很好笑~~哈哈


    Source(s): 美國”y”網~~~
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