Spiritually speaking: why hasn't the FSM?

touched me with one of his great noodly appendages? Is it because he realized I'm a fan of pasta and would consume him in 10 minutes flat if he came near me?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    No, that wouldn't be it since the FSM has an unlimited and never ending supply of pasta.

    It may be because you haven't been baptized in the proper sauce yet.

  • He did touch you with his noodly appendage when the pasta touched your mouth,lol.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He has touched you; you just didn't see it at the time. Every tree, mountain, and midgit is a sign. The FSM has enough pasta that no one could eat it all. Those who believe in his glory will never go hungry! Ramen.

  • cosmo
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    If you opened your heart to the FSM, you'd feel that It's real.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The Fat Scrotum Monkey does not meddle in your affairs, and you should not meddle in his.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats sad- you arent even worthy of the pathetic atheist god. WOW. God Bless

    Source(s): Jesus saves
  • Alysa
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    What are you, five?

  • 1 decade ago

    You do realize that there is no Flying Spaghetti Monster, correct?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    *Poke*

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