What should I name my son?

At first I planned on naming my son Douglas Allen Smith... but I think Captain Awesome would sound so much cooler. What do you think? Lol :P
Update: Okay seriously guys? This was a joke question, but if you all going to be hateful and stuff I won't post anymore stuff. It's called sarcasm! Geesh... no one is getting best answer.
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