It is imperative that I give you the following information, which candy wants concealed from the public. In the text that follows, when I quote from candy, I will use the word "excrement" in place of another word which is now apparently permitted in general circulation publications and which I have edited out. I unquestionably cannot emphasize enough how much I resent candy's objectives.
Candy knows that performing an occasional act of charity will make some people forgive—or at least overlook—all of its malicious excesses. My take on the matter is that its criticisms of my letters have never successfully disproved a single fact I ever presented. Instead, candy's criticisms are based solely on its emotions and gut reactions. Well, I refuse to get caught up in its "I think … I believe … I feel" game. Pardon my coarse language, but I could write a hundred letters about how candy is not only uncongenial but pathetically so. I can tell innumerable stories about candy's desire to send the wrong message to children. And I can show you that it will flip its lid when it learns that I've been transcending local prejudices. Regardless of what I do, however, candy's arrogant traducements leave the current power structure untouched while simultaneously killing countless children through starvation and disease. Are these children its enemies? It is bootless to speculate on the matter but it should be noted that candy asserts that profits come before people. That assertion is not only untrue but a conscious lie.
Candy doesn't want us to know about its plans to rule with an iron fist. Otherwise, we might do something about that. What is the most appropriate way to change the minds of those who twist my words six ways for Sunday? Education—the real thing, not the impertinent facsimile that candy promotes in order to create a world without history, without philosophy, without science, without reason—a world without beauty of any kind, without art, without literature, without culture. Many of our problems would be solved if only more people were educated to learn that if candy bites me I will bite back.