POLL: How far will my fart go on?

OoooooOooooooo YEEEAHHH *sings*

Try to keep a distance

A big space between us

And come back when the smell is gone

You are heading for your car

I believe that my farts will go on

Once more you go out the door

When you're hearing me fart

And my farts will go on and on

This won't be the last time

I'll get gas at bedtime

And I'll just let go and cut one

Gas smells bad I suppose

So your nose you hold closed

And wonder how long I'll go on

You are heading for your car

I believe that my farts will go on

Once more you go out the door

When you're hearing me fart

And my farts will go on and on

There is some smell that will not go away

You'll hear a blast from my rear

And I know that my farts will go on

The smell will not go away

You can't escape my farts

And my farts will go on and on

ONNNN AND....OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN*sings in high pitch and breaks windows everywhere*

*farts explosively*

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  • 9 years ago
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    I wish they sung this at the scene where Jack dies in the Titanic

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    LMAO! ONE MORE TIME!

    Try to keep a distance

    A big space between us

    And come back when the smell is gone

    You are heading for your car

    I believe that my farts will go on

    Once more you go out the door

    When you're hearing me fart

    And my farts will go on and on

    This won't be the last time

    I'll get gas at bedtime

    And I'll just let go and cut one

    Gas smells bad I suppose

    So your nose you hold closed

    And wonder how long I'll go on

    You are heading for your car

    I believe that my farts will go on

    Once more you go out the door

    When you're hearing me fart

    And my farts will go on and on

    There is some smell that will not go away

    You'll hear a blast from my rear

    And I know that my farts will go on

    The smell will not go away

    You can't escape my farts

    And my farts will go on and on

    ONNNN AND....OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN*sings in high pitch and breaks windows everywhere*

    *farts explosively*

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Like Celine Dion sang, your fart will go on and on.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Oh my god OH MY GOD OH MYYYYYYYYYYYY GOD

    baby let love you down

    there's so many ways to love ya

    baby i can break you down

    there's so many ways to love ya

    got me saying oh my god im so in love

    find you finally it makes me wanna say

    oh oh oh oh oh oh o ho h oh oh oh ohh myyy god

    Source(s): but still ur fart reeks
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  • 9 years ago

    absoulutely brilliant lol you should get an award for that one

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    How is this a question? You are my new hero.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    *whipes tears* thats so touching

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    i think i teared up a little.... *sniff* so wonderful

  • Widgi
    Lv 7
    9 years ago

    Very far!

    Yeah.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    that's beautiful

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