What is a mean/rude but slightly funny/sarcastic birthday joke that I can use on my good friend?

My buddy Thomas is 20 today, I want to send him a joke making fun of his oldness but in a way that is slightly sarcastic or funny.

He is older than me, so it gives me the right to joke about his age.

Please && Thank You

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  • 9 years ago
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    Happy birthday birthday to you. I will live longer than you. Cause you are so old, and you are becoming bald

    atleast you got an answer....

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