Should global warming believers light their farts to burn-off the planet-damaging methane gas?

Answer 1

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All those flaming farts would increase global temps. It's best to fart in a jar, seal the jar, then bury it in your yard. Alternatively, you can fart in the bathtub so the water molecules can bind with the methane to produce methanol, which can be refined into cigarettes.

Answer 2

Global warming is a scam. It would take about 30 years of empirical studies to prove that there is a link between man-made activities and climate change. And that is done with today's technology. Ask the Europeans and Americans living in the North. It is cold. The climate change we are seeing is likely to be natural.