Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsSingles & Dating · 1 decade ago

Help with geek dirty talk for my boyfriend?

He's a computer salesman and REALLY experienced at sex. He finds it a turn on that I'm the only female he's ever known to be clued in on technology stuff,so I wanna surprise him with some geek dirty talk.

....B, wanna double click my mouse...

...this p*ssy reaches 5600 dpi, it responds with a high sensitivity to the slightest touch or movement...

what else?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Tell him you need some extra ram...

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