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Im going to be a homeless person for Halloween. Any Suggestions on my Poster?

Okay, So i have decided to be a homeless person for Halloween. I'm going to get a shopping cart and funny props for it, including a cardboard sign. (you know how hobos stand on the side of the road asking for money with a cardboard sign?) ...And im trying to think of sayings to put on it. I would like something common that homeless people say, but also a funny one. I would love it if you had any suggestions! Thank you!! :DD

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Will work for Crack.

  • 1 decade ago

    You often see signs saying "will work for food." To make it funny, you could put "will work for treats!" Homelessness is so sad, I don't think this is in especially good taste, but it's your choice.

  • 1 decade ago

    Money for the poor :D

    Get a tin can/cup and write 'needy' on it :)

    Have fun !!

  • 1 decade ago

    I bet you £1 you will read this.

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