Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 9 years ago

have you ever heard a legitimately funny knock-knock joke?

i've never heard one that has actually made me laugh. if you've got a good one, or just a clever one, post it here. thanks! :)

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  • 9 years ago
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    ahaha i really do not believe knock-knock jokes were made to be legitimately funny, more so than just a soft chuckle.... same goes with puns... there really are no good puns either

  • 9 years ago

    Knock knock

    whos there?

    american special forces

    NO, ER NO THANKS...IME FINE

  • 9 years ago

    Knock knock

    Whos there

    Say

    Say who

    Who

  • laura
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    knock,knock,

    who's there,

    a man

    a man who

    a man who never does anything.

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  • 9 years ago

    Knock-knock

    Whos there?

    Oscar

    Oscar Who?

    Oscar(Ask her) a stupid question, and you will get a stupid answer.

  • 9 years ago

    knock knock

    who's there?

    go f*** yourself (shoots a .45 through the door killing the guy) Hmmm... no answer (walks away)

    Source(s): bruce willis movies for inspiration
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Knock-know!

    Who's there?

    I'll tell you later!

    Source(s): from "Friends"
  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    yea but cant remember ;( i think sarcasm is better

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