Fistfight- Steve Jobs Vs Bill Gates- who would win?

Be honest. Don't answer out of PC or Mac loyalty. I am a PC user, but I say Steve Jobs. (B/c he probably has an Iphone with a taser app and Bill Gates probably only knows Body Slam)

heres my version of the battle:

Bill Gates Appeared!

Steve Jobs used Taser App!

Steve's attack missed!

Bill Gates used Body Slam!

Critical Hit!

Steve Jobs used Taser App!

Bill Gates is paralyzed! He may be unable to attack!

Bill Gates used Virus!

Steve Job's isn't affected!

Steve Jobs used kick!

Bill Gate's BODY FAT protected him from some damage!

Bill Gates is fully paralyzed!

Steve Jobs used combination punch!

A Critical Hit!

Bill Gates used Pocket Protector Shank!

Steve Jobs used Igun App!

It's super effective!

Bill Gates is fully paralyzed!

Steve Jobs used Mega Punch!

Critical Hit!

Bill Gates fainted!

Update:

give me a good reason plus explanation and i will pick u as best answer. b at least a little logical

Update 2:

Suzi and Ulti im choosing between u two just give me some time to determine who

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  • 9 years ago
    Best Answer

    Well, seeing as Steve Jobs has cancer, he will already have a weaker attack, and possibly the poisoned stat effect

    Source(s): NPR
  • Ndella
    Lv 6
    9 years ago

    Well Steve Jobs has an app for anything so he has a very high chance of winning

  • 9 years ago

    I don't think you've taken the health of both fighters into account. Steve Jobs had some pretty major surgery last year, and is probably still recovering.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Chuck Norris

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  • Jobs: He clearly has more reach and carries more poundage, and is apparently in fitter shape, than Gates.

    edit

    @ Beardog: excellent point, I forgot to factor that in.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    bill gates. he can afford anything especially a rigged battle

  • 9 years ago

    how about the crippled millionaire who rides an electric wheelchair?

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