How can I be a better 'american'?

- We need more smog in the air - We need more chloride in drinking waterr - We need more radiation in our farming-soul - Who do I have to beg to drop a nuke-bomb on Mexico city? - Where can I sign a petition for my bank to steal my house back? - We need more workers to cut down the rainforest/redwoods - The... show more - We need more smog in the air
- We need more chloride in drinking waterr
- We need more radiation in our farming-soul
- Who do I have to beg to drop a nuke-bomb on Mexico city?
- Where can I sign a petition for my bank to steal my house back?
- We need more workers to cut down the rainforest/redwoods
- The coral-reefs and whales aren't dying fast enough in the gulf- TRY HARDER
- My senator is not earning enough money- how can I make sure he earns than obama?
- How can i start another war over oil?
- Let's give everyone three cars, so there is more traffic on highways!
- No one is disciplined. Must increase working hours to 60 hours/week.
- We need a starbucks and mcdonalds on every corner! because I say so!

I WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN- Damn it!!!!
Update: Wonderful second answer!!
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