Anonymous

How can I be a better 'american'?

- We need more smog in the air

- We need more chloride in drinking waterr

- We need more radiation in our farming-soul

- Who do I have to beg to drop a nuke-bomb on Mexico city?

- Where can I sign a petition for my bank to steal my house back?

- We need more workers to cut down the rainforest/redwoods

- The coral-reefs and whales aren't dying fast enough in the gulf- TRY HARDER

- My senator is not earning enough money- how can I make sure he earns than obama?

- How can i start another war over oil?

- Let's give everyone three cars, so there is more traffic on highways!

- No one is disciplined. Must increase working hours to 60 hours/week.

- We need a starbucks and mcdonalds on every corner! because I say so!

I WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN- Damn it!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    It's funny how much people are obcessed with us. When people talk about us, whether good or bad, it always just shows how much people have us on their minds.

    I don't go around like "OHH YEAH AUSTRALIA blahblahblah"

    Why? Becuase I don't go around thinking about Australia all the time. That would be stupid and obcessive.

    You really should get over this "thing" about us.

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    "go suck on a sausage- QUEER"

    Now I KNOW you want to be an American. :)

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  • 9 years ago

    What a ridiculous simplification. As you know, all Americans see things exactly the same, which is why we all get along so well.

    As someone who sees a lot of what you're characterizing as American as either silly or offensive, I would like to take you apart point by point. But it's not worth it, you're not trying to make sense. You know a lot of Americans are very nationalistic, so you're hoping to trigger the predictable reactionary responses.

    But:

    Where can I sign a petition for my bank to steal my house back?

    -That would indicate that you stole the house in the first place, otherwise you bank couldn't steal it back.

    Let's give everyone three cars, so there is more traffic on highways!

    -You still can't drive more than one at a time, so it really wouldn't matter if everyone onwed 3, would it. You probably should have gone with SUV's instead.

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  • 9 years ago

    Now let us know where you are from so we can tell you how much your country sucks...

    You really need to get a life and stop thinking about us. Because we really do not care about you. Stop being so obsessed with us and maybe you will begin to see your own problems, a few of which I could point out for you right now if you would like.

    Im really bored too.

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  • Who cares.

    Why you want to be an american. America is stupid country. I'm changing my nationality to either Canada or France.

    Source(s): ex American
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  • 9 years ago

    - Who do I have to beg to drop a nuke-bomb on Mexico city?

    Is this a real question or.... (not being sarcastic)

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  • 9 years ago

    Lol, sounds american to me.

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