wait a second I will ask em
I'm calling ....
Hello, facebook support team, how can we help you?
Well I just wanna know what's wrong with facebook today, everyone is asking the same Q so I decided to call you, what's wrong with you?
Oh, sorry sir, but our servers are in a bad shape due to the immense traffic and there are some technical issues as well
Don't you have others servers? !
We had many servers but we sold 90% of them
wtf !!! why ??! are you crazy !!!
Sir didn't you hear the news today??
No ! what happened ???
well our ceo, decided to donate 100 million $
Well sir, he won't pay the money, we had to pay it so we sold our servers :( you can't say no to the ceo !
What !!! And what would happen to facebook?!
Nothing sir, we will ask for your donation just like wikipedia, and we will make 10 times more money :P business is business sir !!! we will take your money :P