Anonymous asked in Education & ReferenceWords & Wordplay · 1 decade ago

what does hoe check mean?

i way standing next to my boyfriend and this other boy was talking to him and said hoe check and then my boyfriend got mad and looked at me then said something back to the other boy ... so please tell me what hoe check is or means

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    A "hoe check" is something you do to another person that qualifies the other person as a "hoe" so to speak.

    Here is how it works:

    You have 2 people. One person being yourself, another being an unsuspecting victim.

    ***Refer to Example 1 for a successful hoe check.

    Example 1 is a standard, everyday hoe check. There are many variations that apply to different situations, but are more difficult to use.

    When Carl acknowledges George in any way, Carl is wide open for a hoe check. When used sparingly, it is extremely easy to hoe check someone, but over time people catch on and are not so easily fooled. So it is best to use hoe checks at random, unexpected times.

    ***Refer to Example 2 for a failed hoe check.

    If you say "no hoe check", it is automatic safety -- and if they proceed with the hoe check anyway they are either

    A.) Deaf

    B.) Mentally retarded

    C.) Both A & B

    There are many other ways to avoid being hoe checked. Some of them include:

    -Ignoring the person completely until they give up.

    -Reply in generalities such as: "Hey everybody, whats going on?"

    -If you mention anything about a hoe check in your response.

    These are just a few other methods of escaping the dreaded hoe check. You are not limited to these methods, make your own =)

    That is a explanation of hoe checks. Have fun and piss off your friends! Enjoy.

    We'll use made up names -- George and Carl as an example.

    Example 1:

    **Enter Carl**

    George>> Carl, dude

    Carl>> ??

    George>> Hoe check

    Carl>> =(

    Example 2:

    **Enter Carl**

    George>> Carl

    Carl>> no hoe check -- sup?

    George>> =(

  • 4 years ago

    Hoe Check

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The other dude just called u a hoe...

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  • 1 decade ago

    very romantic, thanks for sharing.

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