Just sell the tickets on eBay, some crazed Stoke or Blackburn fan will buy it for a ridiculous price. It's a win-win situation, and you basically get free money. Now, who the hell wouldn't want that?
I don't like the teams either, so I wouldn't go, personally. Both teams play dreadfully rough; no class at all.
@SiRyan, why did you swear at Gerrard? :( Poor child.
@SiRyan, Scousers are freaking sexy and amazing and talented. :)