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Atheitties how can i evolve and become muscular?

I don't want to work out IT HURTS. How can i get random chance to evolve me into a muscular human.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Go back in time and get better parents.

  • 1 decade ago

    You've actually already evolved to have extremely powerful muscles, the only problem is you're not using them.

    If you were a person that needed to live off the land, such as picking berries, fruits, etc..., and hunting animals you'd be buff. That's all you'd be doing for fun, and to survive, but instead most of us humans just sit around and do nothing when it comes to muscles.

    We can't really evolve to have muscles forever, you need to get them by working out. Your body needs energy to keep muscles, and if they don't need them, will let them go away.(as in, if you're lazy, you'll lose muscle)

  • 1 decade ago

    You're scientifically illiterate. The key to evolution is TIME and Death. To evolve a more muscular body it takes thousands and thousands of years of adaptation to your current environment. At the rate humanity is going, becoming so dependent upon our technology, we will begin to degenerate muscle and accumulate more fat.

    Source(s): atheist
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "Atheists" is the correct term. Anyways, you'd have to work out to evolve a more muscular body. As of now, you're just going to evolve into a sentient Twinkie.

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  • Simon
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Well, I've heard the holy ghost can make miracles. If it turns water into wine why not make a muscular man without sweating?

  • Grant
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    By the looks of this question, your genes aren't going to evolve and survive.

  • 1 decade ago

    I varies person to person. Normaly you have to get into trainer battles or grind in caves or tall grass in order to gain experience so you can evolve. But sence your lazy you should get your trainer to put you in a poekmon daycare center and ask him to walk around alot.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Random chance has nothing to do with evolution. Now, lifting weights, forcing your body to adapt, that's a primary mover of evolution.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well there's one not-so-well documented case of gamma rays working quite nicely.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Evolution takes place over multiple generations.

  • 1 decade ago

    Give it a few thousand years, by then you'll make it up to ape, which should be a step up for you.

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