Who would win in a battle out of Jehovah, Allah, Jesus, Buddha, Osiris, Zeus and Odin?

Ok so like theres a random war between them for whatever, Gods where bored or something, who do you think would win.

I think like this-

Egyptians: Go Sun God Osiris, use heat flash

"The Gods takes damage, Jesus was burned"

Jews: Jehovah we need you, use surf

"The Gods take damage, super effective against Osiris"

Jews cheat: Storm God Jehovah go, use drizzle

"Jehovah made it rained, fire type is weaken"

Greeks: Zeus nows you chance, use discharge

"The gods take damage, Jesus faints"

"Jesus resurrects and uses hyper potion"

Muslims: Alright Allah do it, use the Koran

Allah throws the Koran at Buddha, Buddha teleports from the battle"

Christians: Go Jesus, use hell

"Jesus disobeys and uses love instead, Odin is attracted"

Scandinavians: Now Odin, err surprise us

"Odin is still infatuated, Odin hurts himself in masturbation"

Egyptians: We've had enough, Osiris use the Sun

"Osiris flies to the sun and pushes it towards earth"

Jews: Jehovah summon water spirit Leviathan

"Jehovah is paralyzed from discharge he can't move "

"The sun hits earth, Jesus runs away on water, all the other Gods are K.O'd"

"Jesus is badly burned, Jesus uses an oran berry, Jesus heals himself"

"The sun leaves a hole in earth, Satan flies out of the abyss"

Illuminati: Satan I mean Lucifer, use porn sex drugs and rock n roll, banks gold oil money media

"Satan does it on the people, it's super effective"

Christians: Oh no, Jesus use religion

"Jesus disobeys, jetpacks into space"

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  • 9 years ago
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    "Odin is still infatuated, Odin hurts himself in masturbation"

    lol he does only have one eye, so no depth perception, understandable.

    I reckon Budda, hands down. He was ripped in all he statues. The fat ones are not him, theyre of a chinese buddist priest who spread the word.

    Jehovah and Allah must be pretty lame and shrimpy. How many statues of them exist? Dont believe that image blasphemy crapolla. Just didnt want to represent.

    Zeus is too on the roids. Have you seen the size of his wedding tackle in those statues? Proof. So he'd drop from a roid induced heart attack in the first round.

    Jesus. A full blooded semite with blonde hair and blue eyes? Bleach and contacts. Wouldnt want to break a nail. he he he bad pun.

    Osiris, only 2 dimential. Just take one step to the left tekken style and hes out.

    Odin, depth perception.

    So... Buddha, I choose you. Use eight fold path... of *** kicking!

  • 9 years ago

    Buddha would come along and convince everyone to play chess or something instead.

  • 9 years ago

    Buddha existed. Jesus might have.

    If jesus did, he would probably win, since he was know for sharpening sticks and chasing money lenders.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    I think Buddha would not care to fight.

    I think Jesus would be too wimpy to fight.

    Then Thor would come along with his big Hammer and that would be that.

    Source(s): My god carries a hammer. Yours was nailed to a cross. Any questions?
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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Who would win if Santa fought the Easter bunny?

  • 9 years ago

    Eric Cartman would kick all their @$$es.

  • 9 years ago

    Osiris. Old men die hard.

  • 9 years ago

    let them all off each other

  • 9 years ago

    I'll nuke them... all.. except jesus

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