Who would win in a battle out of Jehovah, Allah, Jesus, Buddha, Osiris, Zeus and Odin?

Ok so like theres a random war between them for whatever, Gods where bored or something, who do you think would win. I think like this- Egyptians: Go Sun God Osiris, use heat flash "The Gods takes damage, Jesus was burned" Jews: Jehovah we need you, use surf "The Gods take damage, super... show more Ok so like theres a random war between them for whatever, Gods where bored or something, who do you think would win.

I think like this-
Egyptians: Go Sun God Osiris, use heat flash
"The Gods takes damage, Jesus was burned"
Jews: Jehovah we need you, use surf
"The Gods take damage, super effective against Osiris"
Jews cheat: Storm God Jehovah go, use drizzle
"Jehovah made it rained, fire type is weaken"
Greeks: Zeus nows you chance, use discharge
"The gods take damage, Jesus faints"
"Jesus resurrects and uses hyper potion"
Muslims: Alright Allah do it, use the Koran
Allah throws the Koran at Buddha, Buddha teleports from the battle"
Christians: Go Jesus, use hell
"Jesus disobeys and uses love instead, Odin is attracted"
Scandinavians: Now Odin, err surprise us
"Odin is still infatuated, Odin hurts himself in masturbation"
Egyptians: We've had enough, Osiris use the Sun
"Osiris flies to the sun and pushes it towards earth"
Jews: Jehovah summon water spirit Leviathan
"Jehovah is paralyzed from discharge he can't move "
"The sun hits earth, Jesus runs away on water, all the other Gods are K.O'd"
"Jesus is badly burned, Jesus uses an oran berry, Jesus heals himself"
"The sun leaves a hole in earth, Satan flies out of the abyss"
Illuminati: Satan I mean Lucifer, use porn sex drugs and rock n roll, banks gold oil money media
"Satan does it on the people, it's super effective"
Christians: Oh no, Jesus use religion
"Jesus disobeys, jetpacks into space"
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