Hey M&D...you're the experts on this...what is the first thing I should buy with my divorce settlement?

I was thinking about a nice long weekend to Cape Cod with my 23-year old office hotty...but my BFF, Goodies suggested I do something more lucrative and long term. She said that since I'm back on the market it would be a wise investment to get a labia lift or my anus bleached. Thoughts? Thanx! Love you guys!! show more I was thinking about a nice long weekend to Cape Cod with my 23-year old office hotty...but my BFF, Goodies suggested I do something more lucrative and long term. She said that since I'm back on the market it would be a wise investment to get a labia lift or my anus bleached.

Thoughts?

Thanx! Love you guys!!
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