Well, well, well. While Mark McGuire wouldn't have settled for anything less than 70, i', always happy to be stuck at 69. It is I, hotter than Tabasco sauce, but loads easier to swallow, the quintessential stud muffin, a good god damn handsome man, and the man who's got more game, than parker brothers, Charlie, i'm young, i'm hung, and i'm skilled with my tongue, Scene.
At the final show, I walk in as the X Division champion. The greatest X Division champion to have ever lived. And wether or not you agree, there is no denying that I was always a fighting champion. I will walk in as the last X DIvision champion, and I will walk out, last X Division champion. Edgecuator, last time I faced you, you were a pathetic rookie. Looking to make a name for yourself. But sadly for you, YWSE closed before you had the chance. But now that it's back, I expect you to be hungrier than ever to take the title from me. Well you know what Edgecuator, I want you to come and try I am begging you to try and take a shot at me and I will beat your *** so bad, you aren't gonna be able to walk for a year. Edgecuator, all you are to me is a gutless little *****. That's all you ever were and that's all you will ever be. At the final show, August 22nd, I am going to make sure everyone knows just exactly how ruthless I am.
Theres a few things you people need to learn. One is that I am better than you. And two, if you have a name like Shayan, and you step into the ring with me, you had better have an ambulance waiting. Shayan, you know you are absolutely pathetic. Not only because your name is Shayan, and you haven't decided if you are a boy or a girl, or if you like boys or girls for that matter, but it's the fact that even after you have been in YWSE for so long you have been able to do absolutely nothing. The way I was moving, I could have been a world champion. I mean, I won the United States title on iMPACT, then on my FIRST match on Smackdown, I won the X Division Title. And you know for a fact I am a better champion than you ever were, or could ever be.
And well, well, well, I always win the bedroom battle, I kick it like a cowboy, I slaughter them like cattle, and a stud muffin never kisses and tells, so I would never tattle, but your mom does pretty crazy things, with a pacifier, and a rattle. Because i'm not just her baby sitter, i'm her power hitter, the quintessential stud muffin, the lyrical miracle, and the sexual intellectual. Charlie, every womans infatuation, across the whole entire nation, they like the pulsation, but they love the penetration. And I can sense your frustration, since all you get is masturbation. You can use your imagination, or I can give you a demonstration! Scene.