Religiously speaking, have you ever considered visiting Mianus, CT?

Question

I've heard that the people of Mianus, CT are very friendly and welcome visitors very nicely.
Too sad Mianus is so underrated and less amazing places such as Florida, California, Vegas and New York City get all the tourism :(

Answer 1

I've heard it's windy there.

Answer 2

As a matter of fact I have, right after my visit to South Park, Colorado.

Answer 3

It sounds like My Anus.