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Do we need a new preamble to the constitution?

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

Attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from

GA.

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help

everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots,

keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings

of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,

hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense

guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other

liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole

lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they

require a Bill of NON-Rights."

Bill of NON-Rights

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any

other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them,

but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country

is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you!

You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion,

etc; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick

a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the

tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently

wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes .

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be

nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in

public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If

you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised

if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If

you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens,

don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a

place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a

life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you

to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect

you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational

training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American

means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a

lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws

created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you

are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you

came from! (Lastly....)

ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or

heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet,

you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no

faith at all; with no fear of persecution The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is

part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it,

TOUGH!

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  • 10 years ago
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    Things would be a lot simpler if our forefathers would have included a "Bill of Responsibilities" to go with the Bill of Rights. I guess they could not have anticipated a few generations of selfish welfare sponges and crack heads.

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  • 10 years ago

    Hey good job you found some shallow lib-bashing propaganda didn't you? We are so proud of you!

    If this type of twaddle provides some momentary joy in your life friend then go for it.

    The rational citizens of America are thick skinned enough to put up with your antics.

    You can be like our retarded cousin who lives in the basement...

    And when you babble stuff like this, we will pat you on the head and say "good boy".

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  • 10 years ago

    Your question is stupid... but also Mitchell Kaye didn't write it, this entire question was a fail all the way around.....go away and try again

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  • Curt J
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    10 years ago

    I love it. It will never come to pass, but I do love it.

    Source(s): Just my opinion
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  • 10 years ago

    Noooooo lets do it like our fathers did!!!!

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  • 10 years ago

    This is the stupidest thing I've ever read.

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