I need lyrics for an old country song "Half Off, It's Bargain Day" requested by my 80-year-old friend?

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  • 9 years ago
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    It's a bargain day (half off) bargain day (half off)

    Bargain day (half off, everything's half off)

    I was standing on a corner

    Just mostly killing time

    When all at once I noticed

    A funny kind of sign

    Ladies dresses (half off)

    Mens trousers (half off)

    Shirts and blouses (half off, everything's half off)

    We're going out of business

    We're selling out at cost

    Come right this way it's a bargain day

    Our clothes are all half off

    It's a bargain day (half off) bargain day (half off)

    Bargain day (half off, everything's half off)

    I went up on the second floor

    To have a look about

    They had a special feature

    That nearly knocked me out

    Ladies girdles (half off)

    Gowns and pajamas (half off)

    Mens ? ? (half off)

    Everything's half off

    We're going out of business

    We're selling out at cost

    Come right this way it's a bargain day

    Our clothes are all half off

    It's a bargain day (half off) bargain day (half off)

    Bargain day (half off, everything's half off)

    I met a little gal the other day

    She was cute as she could be

    I went crazy over her

    And she's crazy over me

    Now I'm half off (it's a bargain day)

    And she's half off (it's a bargain day)

    We're both half off (it's a bargain day)

    Everything's half off

    Come on honey and a-give me your hand

    Let's go find the preacher man

    Hey Mr. preacher what's a license cost

    It's a bargain day son, half off

    It's a bargain day (half off) bargain day (half off)

    Bargain day (half off, everything's half off)

  • 9 years ago

    "Bargain Days, Half Off" is by Bill Carlisle. One of his great novelty songs

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