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How can I convince my wife to let our hot maid sleep in between us at night? Please HELP!?
- cathLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
yeah - clearly your wife doesn't realise that she has infact married a moron...
what is this ridoculous question...
your wife deserves better...hope she logs on to yahooanswers and sees your f*cked up question and kicks you and the slut maid out!
- Anonymous5 years ago
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
If you are having thoughts like this, it shows that you marriage is already starting to suffer problems. However lets just answer your question. You could start by simply talking about a made up family that you heard of who did that and see what her reaction is, that should give you a good view of what to expect from her.
Also get the maid to introduce the subject rather then yourself that way if it all goes awwrey you can fire the maid lol
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- 1 decade ago
what kind of a question is this?? why would u even...ughh you know what I mean! hmmm...whats the smart thing to do? don't let that maid of yours come between your marriage. Ask this question to yourself. Do you really think you can convince your wife to let the maid sleep in the middle of the two of you? haha I don't think so...will your wife be upset? HECK YA!
- RickyRoo88Lv 55 years ago
I always thought they were for making tea in the morning when the alarm goes off. You are talking about your Teasmaid, right? (Or Teasmade?). I think it's best not to have it in your bed as one or both of you might get burned at night, and besides the tea may have a strange taste in the morning.Source(s): You ask a silly question, you get a silly answer
- ?Lv 51 decade ago
have the maid wear a mask so she looks like you. Then she gets in bed with the maid thinking it IS you. Finally, when they are sound asleep, you crawl into the empty spot. It's genius.
- Anonymous5 years ago
I think you should go die in a hole. Idgaf that this was so many years ago you pinche Paul chingada madre pendejo cabron. You are the dumbest, most cochino I've ever seen in my entire life. Culero cabron
- 4 years ago
hav you convinced the maid ?
- Ross JamesLv 71 decade ago
Get the maid to seduce your wife first. Then it should be easy.