Ok honey, let's work with the theory of relativity. You're gonna need to get hotter to feel like you're cooling off. Masturbate... get your heart rate up, work that sweat... and THEN: take your shirt off. Take your pants off. Take your undies off, if you were wearing any in the first place. Take your socks off, your .. you get the point. You're gonna cool down from a hotter point. Either, that, or just open the fridge, and if you've got frozen vegetables, use those on your naked skin (I never told you to put those clothes back on). Rotate the vegetables, and, if you have space, rotate with pillows you've placed in the freezer. OR, you might want to just move to Alaska or some place cold.
I ran out of creativity. Ima sleep.