If there was some magic bit of software that got you to the first page of Google we would all be using it. Then what happens next once we all start using it? Nothing! A 1000 websites will all be getting exactly the same benefit from that SEO software, so ultimately nobody would be any better off than they were before, there's only about 12 spots on the first page, that's not much room for a 1000 websites all using magic SEO software. I'm afraid there's no quick fix for proper SEO, you gotta get your hands dirty. There's a few free pointers for SEO on my hobby website at http://www.spearheadprojects.co.uk/increase_website_hits_.html if you're interested? The nearest you'll ever get to lazy man's SEO is the expensive Googe Adwords, not recommended unless you've got deeeeep pockets.
Good luck, Mike