? asked in HealthMen's Health · 10 years ago

Semen in my Ear, is it dangerous?

I have a sexual health anxiety problem, please don't make jokes, this is hard.

I had tissues with wet semen on it and i put it on the ground,

but it landed on my earphones that look kinda like this picture.

http://www.webbikeworld.com/r4/phillips-noise-canc...

but i didnt know it at the time, i then listened to my music soon after, i am worried that these earphones go a long way in the ear and im worried that getting semen that far down is dangerous to me in some way, please help

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago
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    You might grow a brain

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  • 10 years ago

    You're brain's going to get pregnant and you're head will turn into a balloon. It will get so big that it pops and releases a bunch of mini zombies.

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    your in trouble man. You may get an S.T.E.D

    Why you gotta lie man. Just tell thruth. Your boyfriend was going to **** on your face and you turned your head at the last second and it shot right up your ear.

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    it. is it might cause deafness and all kinds of troubles. i would go to a doctor

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  • 10 years ago

    dude is it just me or is jacking off just the best thing ever?

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  • 10 years ago

    how the f*ck did you manage that?

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  • 10 years ago

    stop.....banging head on desk....no, nothing can happen

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    your fine.

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  • 10 years ago

    ...lmao no you're fine

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