How do you tell if a goldfish is a homosexual or just going through a phase?

He's always been something of an aquatic free spirit and has recently taken to wearing aviator sunglasses and sporting an impressive handlebar moustache. I would support him in anything he decides but i'd really like to know for sure.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I guess if he starts sucking the other goldfishes tail..... lol

  • 1 decade ago

    You need to talk to him. You can't just sit around and wonder if your fish is gay. You need to establish communication.

  • 1 decade ago

    float a worm in his bowl, if he takes the bait he must be gay.

  • 1 decade ago

    OMG i lol'd so hard when i read this

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